WTF?!! 

For the first time today, I turned the ignition key in my trusty 307cc and it turned over but refused to start.  That, and the strong smell of petrol alerted me to the fact that something must be wrong.

I got out of the car to discover I was standing in a fresh pool of petrol.

Opening the bonnet, I quickly discovered the problem: a rat had chewed through the main fuel line, my windscreen washer fluid reservoir and other plasticy bits! I've never heard of this before - WTF?!

I wonder how much this is going to cost me...